theartofbadwords:

“We’re feeling a little unloved here in the CS Dept office. No one has signed up for the department picnic! I know, it costs $6, but for that we supply hot dogs, hamburgers, veggie burgers, watermelon, drinks, chips, and more. It’s your last chance to hang out with each other before finals and summer break. It’s Friday, May 10 from 3 - 5 in the 7th St picnic area. I’ll be there, cooking, lonely. Very sad.”

oh no the department head sent another one and i feel bad

“Did I mention potato salad? Yes, we will also supply potato salad. The catch is that if you want to go to the Dept picnic, you need to sign up in the department office this week.”

“We’re feeling a little unloved here in the CS Dept office. No one has signed up for the department picnic! I know, it costs $6, but for that we supply hot dogs, hamburgers, veggie burgers, watermelon, drinks, chips, and more. It’s your last chance to hang out with each other before finals and summer break. It’s Friday, May 10 from 3 - 5 in the 7th St picnic area. I’ll be there, cooking, lonely. Very sad.”

livestreaming on twitch right now. nsfw but who’s awake at this time, eh?

http://www.twitch.tv/notstarwars/

the tentacle on his hip might look like something else

word verification is pleased with my work

I consciously eat the grain pieces in my Lucky Charms first so I can have a mouthful of milk-soaked marshmallows later.

Commission: Avatar My Friends: Wedding Edition

tag team of muscle and awesome

he’s just borrowing the little guy from bruce